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Tuesday, May 5, 2009


We had extra time in class today, so I told my students Preston's story about his girlfriend and the "bad breath dilemma" (see earlier post "Houston Part Four"). My students laughed so much. I gave them extra credit if they could think of advice to give Preston. It was called, "What Should Preston Say?" Okay, so the answers were more hilarious than helpful, but I thought I'd share with you some of the best.

Here were my winners:

1. Your breath is so bad I can see the words you say when you speak them.
2. Let's go on a date to the dentist.
3. What did you eat today, and good God, why?
4. Your breath smells like my grandma's breath. Don't be offended - she's a very sweet lady.
5. Please stop talking. You're burning my eyelashes.
6. Yo breath stank so bad, you would stop the swine flu.
7. When you opened your mouth, my nose hairs fell out.
8. Broad, ya breath stank, AND you ugly.
9. Did you know Michael Jackson? I'm just trying to figure out why he's nose-less.
10. Please don't say anything with an "H" or "W" sound.
11. I now know why dinosaurs went extinct.
12. How about a mint? You must be all out.
13. (Instead of telling your date, play a game where the person with the best smelling breath wins. Make sure your date comes in last so they get the hint. If he/she gets mad at you, just say, "Hate the game, not the playa' ")

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